I have always thought the day I make it in the world will be defined by how often I can eat bacon. It won’t be the day I am dripping in diamonds, or organizing my Beauty and the Beast library, or jetting all of the world just to end up in my favorite villa in Tuscany. No the day that I am filthy rich will be the day that I can walk into my kitchen and hear this:
Armand {my personal chief}: Well, good morning Mrs. Marsden, would you like some bacon with your stuffed French toast.
Or
Armand: Mrs. Marsden, would you like a midnight bacon snack for you and James.
Or even
Armand: Mrs. Marsden, would you care for a bacon syrup smoothie for your jet to Italy?
As you can see, I am overly fond of bacon. So when Jill heard that Burger King just came out with a bacon sundae, I was the first person she texted {I sincerely hope this is true}
Unfortunately, I got this text at 11:00 in the morning and I was still at work {wa wa wa…}. And for some reason, it’s not ok to abandon a student mid-tutoring appointment to go try out a new treat filled with bacony delight…completely unfair if you ask me.
But fortunately, I work with my kind of people. The kind of people that would love to try out a bacon blend filled with childhood curiosity. So I sent them the news release premiering Burger King’s Bacon Sundae – A.K.A. the best decision since they started selling Hershey’s Chocolate Cream Pies - and we immediately formed a plan.
There were four adventurous souls that tried this tasty concoction and it got a unanimous mmm mmm mmm mmm.
It was smooth and creamy with light bacon flecks of salty pleasure woven throughout and laced with velvety caramel and rich chocolate. Then out of nowhere comes this large chunk of bacon that stands the length of the container. A tempting piece that dares you to try and save it till the last, but few fight the allure for long.
All in all, we loved it.
Anyhoo, now I know where to get a taste of the rich life I can look forward to enjoying once James and I get married.
P.S. Kel read this post and just had to try it for herself. I do believe my little bacon discovery knocked her sandals right off. Here are some pictures from our adventure.
Just look at my little face, only money could buy that kind of happiness....and that's why I need lots of it.
P.S. Kel read this post and just had to try it for herself. I do believe my little bacon discovery knocked her sandals right off. Here are some pictures from our adventure.
Just look at my little face, only money could buy that kind of happiness....and that's why I need lots of it.
2 comments:
Lora did you know that there will be a shortage of bacon starting next year?
That's a filthy lie! Take it back. Take it BACK...
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