I can’t walk today. In fact, I am currently wincing as I type this because I can’t seem to sit without wanting to die.
I think my left leg is out of place…but I’m no doctor.
So why is my entire body throbbing? Let me tell you a little story.
I don’t know if you read my previous post on goals, but one of them was to climb something awesome. I originally thought this statement referred to climbing Mount Timpanogos, an intense climb that takes about 8 hours.
HA! What can I say, I’m a lot more athletic and sporty in theory.
I now realize I should have just applied my goal to hiking to the Y {30 min climb}.
So Wednesday night I got home from a long day of work…exhausted. My only goal was to read Tess of the D’Ubervilles and relax. A nerdy goal that explains why my recreational habits were not up to par with hiking.
But alas, my roommate Kelsi convinced me to join a group from our ward on a three hour hike up Squaw Peak.
Maybe convince isn’t the right word. She really just asked me what I was going to do instead --I thought of my book, and then I immediately felt like a nerdy goob, and being a goob was not a summer goal. So I quickly changed clothes before my brain could make a list of reasons why this was a terrible terrible idea.
{Squaw Peak}
Now I want to clarify, I didn’t hate this hike. This hike hated me.
On the way up, I was stumbling about, gasping for air, pleading for the end of the hike or the end of my life.
Even in my desperate and frankly pathetic state, I couldn’t help but appreciate what surrounding me. To put it simply, the climb was beautiful.
I say without pride, that I barely made it to the
top. In fact, I don’t have any pride when it comes to my health. Long gone are
the first two years of college where I spent every day in the gym trying
desperately to keep up with my atrocious eating habits. I’m out of shape, and
my pride is nowhere to be found.
But, I made it to the terrifyingly high tip of the mountain
alive--no thanks to me. Instead, a friend stayed behind and helped me: bless
him, I will name my first born after him. Unless having children is as painful
as that hike was: then there will be no first born.
I have to say that going down was glorious. I think I was
so giddy that I didn’t have to go up anymore, that I was able
to frolic about with ease. It was just nice to be able to enjoy my
surroundings without having to suppress an incessant desire to throw up.
Now I am crossing my goal to climb something awesome off the list
and I am retiring my worn out hiking shoes. I figure if I limit my hiking to
places I can climb in flip flops it will rule out extremes of all sorts.
2 comments:
Haha does Richard know you are going to name your firstborn after him? I'll let him know. Either way I couldn't agree more about that hike. Miserable. But reading about it was not.
Uh...worn out hiking shoes?
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