Monday, May 4, 2009

Happy....wait what holiday is it?

Today was my first day of finals, and let me tell ya it has been a blast….and by blast I mean its been awful. Not only is every one plagued with the feelings of wanting to burst into tears from all the stress, but on top of that we’re freaking out from all the weight we’ve gained by eating massive amount of chocolate to cure the stress. (wow life is an evil circle)


But the lunchroom knew how we would be feeling so they decided to spice life up with decorations and a nutritious meal. But the funny thing with the lunchroom is their inability to correctly decorate for a holiday. Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, so there was red, white, and green streamers it was all very festive. Until we got to the milk dispenser, there in plain view is this.

I don't know about you guys but I thought Cinco de Mayo had something to do with Mexico...my mistake.
Well after that fiasco I got in line for lunch and I decided on a simple burrito because I figured the lunchroom could not mess up beans and cheese.
I sat down to eat to find that the burrito tasted funny. So I opened it to find turkey, stuffing, cranberries, sour cream, spinach, mayo, and guacamoli. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!
What kind of sick joke is that?
My roommates and I just started laughing, only the geniuses at the lunchroom would think that this would be deemed acceptable by college kids. Needless to say I through it away.
Sometimes you just have to say no.

2 comments:

Race Davis said...

ya those people are italian....we noticed too. oh eat place....

The Tanner and Bryan Experience said...

Darn it. you beat me to the post. Mind if I use that picture for my blog? Yeah, Race and I saw that last night and we were sorely perplexed

By the way, the disease/disorder/virus that makes everyone crazy around finals time is called "The Jenkins."